Wednesday, July 10, 2013

2NE1 Falling in Love


 How's the song? 

2NE1 is finally back after a year of being pretty quiet. They put out the single "I Love You" last year, which I loved, but that was all we got from this K-pop power house. That being said, I'm not really impressed with this song. This is a fun song, but it didn't grab me upon first listen like all their other songs have. I will admit that it is catchy, but I think that it might be my least favorite song so far. 2NE1 songs all seems to have this very 2NE1 sound to them, but this one doesn't. It just seems so far removed from what they have put out in the past, I'm not sure what to do with it.

The first thing that I though of when the song started is that it sounded similar to "The Baddest Female". We begin with a man yelling something and then the beat is dropped and then we go straight into this reggae sound. I also felt like CL's rap sounded similar to parts of  "The Baddest Female". It is like YG is saying "Hey! Hey you guys! Remember that song that CL just put out? Oh, you do? Okay, just checking." If this is CL's new concept, it makes me a little sad because she is a good singer and isn't just this 'baddest female' rapper.

Overall, this is a fun song, but I don't think that it is a good song for this long awaited comeback from a group that we are so used to singing these bombastic songs.

How's the video? 

As per usual, some of the dubbing in this video is a little weird. Especially with Minzy's first solo shot, she's just sitting there with her mouth open catching flies. Minzy is really the only person who suffer from bad dubbing which is better than it was in the "I Love You" video.

Bad dubbing aside, the sets that were used were really pretty. It fit well with the reggae sound of the song and with what the weather is doing right now. I do wish that 2NE1 could have gone to a real beach though.You are in Korea, it's a peninsula, there are beaches everywhere. Break free of the box!

You know what you can probably only find in these boxes though? Golden Game Boys, and not just any Game Boy, but an original one. My brother had one of those except it was purple because I bet YG is the only person who guilds old pieces of technology. It's like in the BAP video "No Mercy" where all of those random objects have been rhinestoned.
  

And for the best part, this video has Hong Jong Hyeon in it! Yay! I have recently fallen in love with him with his roll as Moo Jin in the drama Dating Agency: Cyrano. He just has this really chic look about him and his hair is just so fluffy!


How's the styling? 

I love Dara's hair so much. She's never been blonde before and when idols go blond it can either be awesome or horrible, thankfully Dara falls into the former category. The set she is in with her this styling makes her look like this Grecian goddess and I am totally in love with it. Heck, I'm in love with her, if Yoon Eun Hye is my drama girl crush, Dara is my idol girl crush. 


All the other girls were wearing similar white outfits on a gold and watery background. It was kind of a different set, but for some reason it worked for the song and the girls. I fell like it shouldn't, but it does. I also thought that it was a nice touch that there were Roman numeral 21s on the sets.



I am in love with this pink wig that Minzy is wearing. It's a fun pop of color in an otherwise dual colored set.


Is the dance super amazing? 

Jazz hands! The dance fit really well with the song because it was carefree and fun. They girls didn't try to be overly sexual in a song that doesn't need it. I think that is one reason why 2NE1 does well, they know how to cater to both male and female audiences by being cute but also being sexy in pretty equal doses. 

There was one inconsistency that I noticed because I'm weird when it comes to transitions between scenes. When the girls are dancing, there is one part where CL dance doesn't match up between cuts. It is a really quick cut, but of course I noticed it and have to point it out to others. 


Who owned it? 

I think that Minzy is really growing in to herself. She is getting more parts and her voice is getting better too. Not that it hasn't always been good, but she's not a teenager anymore and it shows.


I just want to take a moment to talk about line distribution. This was totally CL and Minzy's video and Bom had the chorus and then if you sneezed, you would have missed Dara's part. We need to go back to the old days when the songs were more even. I know that Bom and Dara are "old", but come one! Bom is the main vocal and Dara can sing, but she's always so heavily auto tuned and her parts are so few and far between that we would never know it! It just makes me grumpy.

Did the English make you ears bleed? 

The English is fine, it's YG, come on. There are two parts in the songs that I want to highlight though, one that is cool and one that I just find rather confusing. 

All the time I listened to this song before I looked up the lyrics, when CL was doing her first rap I always heard "Johnny Depp", but that seemed so weird so I passed it off as a misheard lyric, but no! CL actually says "You're like my Johnny Depp" which I find to be so random. Out of all the people that you could pick, why Johnny Depp? Don't get me wrong I love me some Johnny Depp, but it's just so weird.

Johnny Depp aside, when CL was doing her first rap, the writer did something cool (maybe) by putting in the lyrics "The club is getting ugly, I don't care. Can't nobody stop the fire, let them haters sit and stare." I say this because there are four 2NE1 song lyrics in these two lines.  

What else is happening?  

Davichi "Missing You Today" - This song is pretty, but I'm not much of a ballad person so it doesn't really do it for me.


MYNAME "Baby I'm Sorry" - I don't like it when the story of the video interrupts my listening, because then I don't feel like I know what the song sounds like. Also, what is this fascination with music video surrounding the concept of a gang war that ends with the death and destruction of everyone involved?   

APink "NONONO"

Jewelry "Hot&Cold" - The instrumentals in this song kind of makes me think of something that Eurythmics would have done and I love it.

RaNia "Up" - This is just a commercial music video, but I like the really electric sound of it and the "oh oh oh" chorus.

BIKINY "Please Accept Me" - Well that was super uncomfortable. I felt like I was watching a J-pop video rather than a K-pop video.

SHU-I "Don't Let it Get You Down" - I really enjoyed this song, but the video wasn't anything spectacular. I did like that marionette dance though.

Song Seung Yeon - "I'm Not Crazy" - I'm not sure if I liked the rapper, I was enjoying being carried along by her voice. This song is gorgeous! 

Teen Top "Clap Encore" - I wasn't going to put this song in, but then I decided to do it after I watched the video. I felt the need to mock their dives into the pool at the end of the video, then someone threw one of the boys an inner tube. *sigh*

GEEKS "Fly" - I love all the summery songs that come out at this time of year. They just make me so happy and ready to go do fun summer things! I want to go to a pool and barbeque now!

Jay Park "I Like 2 Party" - I was a little scared going into this song, because to be quiet honest Jay Park is a little intimidating, please don't tell me I alone thinking this. I really liked this song though and the video left a big smile on my face. Let's go party. 

~ Alora

Monday, July 8, 2013

We are in Transition

Hello all of our tens of adoring fans!

Over the weekend we decided that our blog looked sad. So we want to make it look happy. But, sadly,  I have to go to work at my actual job, so that means the blog will be in transition for a little bit. Sorry if there are parts of it you can't read. We'll make it better. I promise.

 Thanks for your patience,

Autumn

Word of the Day: 4th Dimensional

4th Dimensional adj. 1. A person who is wacky, strange, or spaced out. 2. The idea that regular people live in the 3rd dimension, while the most strange, and intriguing people are in a 4th dimension. Also known as being 4D. ex. That girl so 4th dimensional, it's like she's in her own world.


The first time I ever heard about this concept was when I was watched an episode of Boys Over Flowers. Here, let me recap it for you. In this scene, all of the F4 along with Ga Eul and Jae Kyung are visiting Jandi in her new apartment and decide to play a game of Spin-the-Truth-or-Dare-Bottle.









 Pause, a second for all of the other members of F4 to get offended....




Philosophical Thought of the Day: Why does Woo Bin not want to marry any of them while I want to marry all of them?

Since then, I have noticed whenever media outlets post articles on celebrities being 4th dimensional. Here are some of my favorite celebrity 4D videos.


1. Sandara of 2ne1 parody of Seven's "When I Can't Sing," on Strong Heart.

Some people may think this is just aegyo. I think that to have aegyo with this level of creativity must be 4th dimensional.

2. Jaekyung of Rainbow talking to dogs.

 As a celebrity, you really might want to rethink getting stuff like this on video.


3. Kim Hyun Joong of SS501 on Thank You for Waking Me Up teaches how to cook.


I knew you were beautiful but I didn't know you were weird & funny too.



Who are your favorite 4th Dimensional celebrities?

~Autumn


Friday, July 5, 2013

Nail Salon Paris


"If you love "Coffee Prince," this is the drama for you!" I crap you not, this is a real sentence on the Drama Fever series info paragraph. Never have falser words been spoken. This statement is worse than when people say that Twilight is better than Harry Potter and that's a totally crap statement too. Anyways.......

Praise the drama gods this drama is finally over! The time that I spent watching this is time I will never get back. I was so excited for this drama because I really like watching secret girl dramas. They're fun and have a lot of cute guys and I've never seen one that I didn't like. This one was just so bad though! They tried to make is episodic, but that just made it disjointed. They also tried to make it serious, but that made it comical and awkward.The fact that the acting talent in this drama from all the extras was weak did not help either.

Iljimae used to be at the top of my "Dramas That I Hate" list, but Nail Salon Paris has completely destroyed Iljimae and taken first place. If I was being held at gun point and had to choose which drama I would rather rewatch, I would choose the twenty episodes of Iljimae over the ten episodes of Nail Salon Paris in a heart beat, and we all know how I felt about Iljimae.

Another reason why I would rather watch more than less is because at least Iljimae's episodes were all driving home to the ending, as crappy as that was. In Paris, if I had watched episodes 1 and 2 and then 7-10 I would have recieved the whole story. There is a little bit about our heroine trying to figure out if her boss is the Gumiho that saved her while she was a child, but that is all explained at the end anyways, so you wouldn't be confused. There is seriously no point to half of the episodes in this drama.


This drama just tried way to hard to be something that it wasn't. When I think of secret girl dramas, I think of fun and mischief with some drama sprinkled in here and there, because, come on, how serious can a drama about a girl pretending to be a boy be? Well this drama decided to test those limits, and the limits on my patience. 

Our characters are Bunny, the secret girl; Jin, played by Thunder of MBLAQ; Kay, played by the very handsome Song Jae Rim; and Alex, who I don't care about. Seriously, why is your name Alex? It bothered me from episode one, at least Jason in Dream High was actually from American. I can't even really tell you why I didn't like Alex. I think that I just directed all my anger from the show at him because I loved Song Jae Rim so much and they were competing for Bunny's love. 

High five myself!
They cut off his mane of glory.
Thunder and Song Jae Rim are really the only reasons I kept with this drama. Thunder is just adorable and quite funny and once SJR was able to actually do more things than brood in the corner, he did very well.

I think the thing that I hated the most about this drama were the internet story sequences, they were PAINFUL. Bunny put on this super aegyo voice that made my toes curl and she and her roommate were totally dressed as hookers. They wore these weird colored wigs too and there was just so much pleather and vinyl happening at one time I'm surprised that they didn't pass out from heat stroke. Then again, it's not like they were wearing that much anyways......

 
One more thing about these hookers Gumihos. Bunny's character name is Salsa, that's right, Salsa. I was so shocked at this added but of stupidity, I took a screen shot of it and I rewound the scene a few times to check the pronunciation. Salsa........


Spoilers: I'm about to lay waste to the last fifteen minutes of the drama so scroll down three pictures if you don't want to know what happens.

Are you freaking kidding me drama? Did you realize that you screwed around for too many episodes and that you had to tie off all you plot points into the last fifteen minutes?

Hey guess what? I'm your mom and because your dad couldn't make me human, I faked my death when you were a baby. I'm also the Gumiho that saved you when you were a kid. Also, since I'm your mom, that means you're a half Guniho. Also, you  know that guy Alex? He's half Gumiho too, so you can be besties even if you don't even up together. 


Oh yeah, because you're a Gumiho, you can heal people. That's convenient as hell since your friend is dying and can't have surgery because of her low blood pressure.


Six years later, who knows what happened to your boss/mom, apparently she went into 'hibernation' whatever the crap that means, but you're the new boss! Look at all that hair that has been trapped under your wig! Also you somehow gave birth to an eight year old in the six years since that last scene, unless you conceived that child in record time, she should not be that old. You did marry Kay though, at least the drama did that right.

I hated that this drama tried to be clever at the end when Bunny said, "talk to your father" and they had Kay and Alex walk in at the same time. Don't try to be cool drama, just tell us who gets her in the end.

But at the same time, the drama is also telling us, if Kay isn't the right guy and he dies and Bunny doesn't become human, it will be okay because she will always have Alex by her side. I.....but....I......I just can't..... *head desk* So stupid!!! 


End rant. 

This drama's dumb.

Just thinking about this drama seriously makes me angry, it was just such a waste of talent and time and film. One more thing that I want to mention about the end, this isn't a spoiler, this is just stupid, Bunny's kid is looking at a cat outside the window.




As you can see, this is a fluffy, medium size cat. Then after we look at the cat, we zoom out from the shot and......


Where did the cat go? Is the cat only visible from the inside of the nail shop? Is the cat a stupid Gumiho? I think I need a drink. 

Overall, just writing this post is close to bringing me to tears of anger and frustration because this drama had so much potential. Secret girls, guys running a nail shop, Gumihos, birth secrets, doesn't that sound awesome? But no, it's not, don't try to think that this drama is good. Just walk away and go watch Coffee Prince instead.  

What else am I watching? 

Dating Agency: Cyrano - Self righteous relationship denials, what would dramas be without you?


Cruel Palace: War of the Flowers -I got really caught up in Gu Family Book this week and didn't watch this at all, oops.

Gu Family Book - Because of something that I saw on Pinterest, I'm afraid that this drama is going to make me cry in the end. Dang it!

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

K-pop Half Time Show 2013 Solos and Subunits

I think that it takes a special person to promote singly, especially when you are in a presently promoting group. I can see going from a group where you can feed off other people's energy to being solo could be both exhilarating and terrifying. One of my favorite things about people who are putting out solo albums for the first time outside of a group is you get to see a completely different side of them. You are so used to seeing them one way but then they completely 180 when they are on their own. Here are those people that we felt really shined through the masses of large groups as a singular star.
   

 Comebacks     Debuts

Solos

Girls 

Lee Hyori "Bad Girls"


Lee Hyori has been killing it this year with all the songs and videos that she has put out. I love the pop art concept that is going on in this video and the back track sounds like something that you might hear in an old cartoon during a corny chase scene. I am also a fan of her newest video "Crazy". She is just furthering the fact that she is one of the queens of K-pop.

~ Alora
Lee Hi


This song is so pretty and it has a really different sound from a lot of other K-pop videos. It is a ballad, and while I don't usually go for ballads, I actually really like this one. I also like how the song is sung predominantly in her chest voice, it just gives the song a whole different feel from the popular sounds that K-pop is putting out right now.

~ Alora

I wish I had your voice award - Becca

Boys 

Heo Young Saeng "The Art of Seduction


I love this song so much. I haven't been listening to K-pop for too awfully long so I missed SS501, even though they don't really do it for me anyways, sorry. This song has a great funky kind of disco sound and it is also rocking the synths. This is one of the songs that makes me wish that I really could sing along with it and not just make up nonsensical words and sounds that sound similar. That being said I've been singing "I'm burning up yeah" during the chorus, apparently it's "Oppa neun eottae", who knew? Last note, I totally want crazy-stalker-kidnapper girls pink sweater. 

~ Alora

Roy Kim "Bom Bom Bom"


This was the first time that I had ever heard a Roy Kim song even though I had seen his name before on K-pop news sites. When I listened to this song, the first thing that came to mind when he started singing was "Oh my gosh it's the Korean John Denver" and I still stand by that. He has such a wonderfully smooth voice and can hit higher notes as well as deeper notes with ease. He can come and sing me to sleep any time. 

~ Alora

 Jae Joong "Mine"


I got into K-pop long after the whole DBSK fiasco, so I don't suffer from DBSK withdraws like so many others, even though I am quite fond of "Mirotic", but then again who isn't? I loved this song the second the first chord was played because this is the type of American music I listen to. This song is just so gritty and different from the super sexy electric feel that normally comes with K-pop. This song is definitely toeing the line between K-pop and J-rock and I absolutely love it. Keep doing this JaeJoong, because it's freaking awesome. 

~ Alora 
G-Dragon "Michi Go"


Oh G-Dragon, what would we do without your cracked out solo videos? Also, that pink elephant? Totally not subtle, is all. 

~ Alora

Why do all my friends say you look like a girl in this music video? award - Becca 

K.Will "Love Blossom"


I had heard K.Will songs before because he is the king of OSTs, but I had never actually sat down and really listened to a song or watched a video. This song was awesome though, it is one of those songs you listen to and think, "Yeah! Sometime it will stop snowing and being cold. The sun will come out and everything will be okay!" It is too bad that K.Will took a head shot from L though, even though it was a clever way to use an otherwise "unusable" singer in a video. Put K.Will in his own videos, dang it!  

~ Alora

Cleverest use of the artist in a music video award - Becca 

Jay Park "Joah" 


I don't listen to Jay Park because he tends to be a angry gangster rapper and I am not an angry gangster rap type of person. I was pleasantly surprised to hear this song though. It's so cute and, well, cute. Who knew right? I know that Jay Park is a phenomenal rapper, but I would not be sad to hear more songs like this because his voice is like butter. 

~ Alora 

Where did this soft side come from and how can I see it more often award - Becca  

 

 Sub Units 

I think that subunits are very similar to solo artists in the sense that you get to see something different that the usual concept that you are used to from a specific group. It showcases the talents of certain people that may be overshadowed in large vocal groups.There weren't a lot to pick from in this category, but from those few, these are who we really liked.

Boys 

 Infinite H "Special Girl"


I don't really listen to Infinite, the only thing I really knew about them was that L was in Shut Up! Flower Boys Band, but I really liked this song when it came out. I like the mix between the sung chorus and the rapped verses. I also decided that I really like Dongwoo because he had pink hair and, not to sound super weird or anything, he has really nice lips. 

~ Alora

Best dancing and swagger in a Sub Group music video award - Becca 

U-Beat "Should Have Treated You Better"


I have recently come to love U-Kiss so I was excited to hear the a sub group was going to be created. I liked that AJ and Eli were the main players in this sun group because rappers don't get a lot of stage time in a group. They usually come out for the bridge or do basic background rapping. Not this time though! AJ and Eli are getting their chance to shine in their very own sub group with a special appearance by Kevin.

~ Alora

Most upbeat sad song award - Becca

Girls 

 No love for female sub groups here, sorry.